“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her